((Independent LOTR RP blog for Rumil. I track the tag rumiloflothlorien. Artwork by Nyangsam))
// What if…
Gil-Galad married Haldir
And Orodreth married Rumil
Would that make Rumil Gil-Galad’s father and Haldir’s father-in-law?
(( I CAN’T BELIEVE OROPHIN REMAINS AS THE ONLY NORMAL ONE IN THIS FAMILY JFC
He’ll just be shaking his head and casually cuddling Lindir because his life is perfect ))
((Meanwhile is little brother will probably be in a very unhealthy relationship based on sex and obsession that is sure to end real great for him once Orodreth finds someone else to obsess over.
Orophin how are you the normal one omfg))
(( Meanwhile Haldir marries someone he’s not even sure loves him
I MEAN YEAH GIL-GALAD HAS A HEART AND ALL BUT c’mon he got used to the real mean pricky dicky side of him so he’s just like ?? WHAT HAPPEN GUYS
omfg I don’t even know he’s the one who seems to screw up the most so I just WHAT WHY HOW ))
((Meanwhile Rumil marries the first elf who looks his way after Tyr dies and it just happens to be an obsessive old King who pretty much just sees him as a pet but hey, at least he won’t die on him!
I’m so done with this family omfg they all need therapy.))
(( I can feel Orophin screaming SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
Whilst he holds Lindir in his lap and pets him like a cat
They’ll be that annoying perfect couple that just sass everyone out
Like Lily and Marshall on HIMYM
Or Monica and Chandler on FRIENDS
Just yeah ))
((Ru and Tyr are the same way though. Annoyingly perfect.
And then Ru just gets stupid and makes shitty decisions after Tyr dies. I’m so done with him omfg.))
((Ru and Tyr are the same way though. Annoyingly perfect. And then Ru just gets stupid and makes shitty decisions after...
(( I can feel Orophin screaming SPEAK FOR YOURSELF Whilst he holds Lindir in his lap and pets him like a cat They’ll be...