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King Thranduil,

I am so, so, so sorry for whatever I did or said last night. I don’t know why I thought that it was a good idea to drink any of your wine at the banquet, for your wine is strong and I’m horrible at holding my alcohol. I’m unsure of how I ended up in your bed or where my boots are and I can’t seem to find my tunic either. I don’t remember a thing about last night, it’s all fuzzy. We’re not married are we?

-Rumil

p.s. If you find my warden brooch for my cape please return it to me? I can’t seem to find that either.